Pretentious Flipshitters

Sometimes, late at night, I like to roll a grapefruit across my face.

lanaprrilla:

’what if’ also guides our work at Joyful Heart

So I stand here and I thank you for inspiring me to be the best muse that I can be for her (Amaya), a force of good personified as her mom, thank you for this honour and thank you to my awesome, awesome husband who I love.

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Just doin’ it Oly style.

Just doin’ it Oly style.

If you didn't read the books:

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You wouldn’t know who Peeves was.
You wouldn’t know how the Weasley Twins made WWW coming from a poor family.
You wouldn’t know about Dumbledore and Grindelwald.
You wouldn’t know much about the Marauders.
You wouldn’t know about Voldemort’s past.
You wouldn’t know the TRUE meaning of “Always.”
You wouldn’t know much about Neville’s past.
You wouldn’t know much about Remus and Nymphadora.
You wouldn’t know about Teddy.
You wouldn’t know or understand the struggle of Draco Malfoy.
You wouldn’t know what really went on at the Quidditch World Cup.
You wouldn’t know much about Snape’s past.
You wouldn’t know or understand the true depth of Harry’s relation with Sirius.
You wouldn’t know about Winky.
You wouldn’t know about Dobby and his sacrifices.
You wouldn’t know much about Horcrux’s.
You wouldn’t know about how the final Horcrux happened and how it was destroyed.
You wouldn’t know anything about Luna’s room.
You wouldn’t know about Dean in Shell Cottage.
You wouldn’t know that Harry repaired his own wand and returned the Elder Wand to its original place.
You wouldn’t know about the true importance of the Deathly Hallows.
You wouldn’t know about S.P.E.W.
You wouldn’t know about Harry, Ron and Hermione’s O.W.L grades.
You wouldn’t know that Dudley said to Harry: “I don’t think you’re a waste of space.”
You wouldn’t know who Snuffles is.
You wouldn’t know that Weasleys came to pick Harry from Dursleys for Quidditch World Cup.
You wouldn’t know how Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody died.
You wouldn’t know that the curse that chopped George’s ear off was actually Snape trying to cut another Death Eater’s wand.
You wouldn’t know the creatures Lupin introduced in third year, like the Grindylow.
You wouldn’t know what happened to Buckbeak.
You wouldn’t know that Draco and Tonks are cousins.
You wouldn’t know how to get to the kitchen.
You wouldn’t know that Stan Shumpike became a Death Eater.
You wouldn’t know about Sirius’ mum’s portrait.
You wouldn’t know how Remus became a werewolf.
You wouldn’t know about Victorie & Teddy.
You wouldn’t know Tonks’ parents.
You wouldn’t know Fred’s complete death.
You wouldn’t know Neville’s parents at St. Mungo’s.
You wouldn’t know about the apparating sessions.
You wouldn’t know how Firenze took place of Divination teacher for a while.
You wouldn’t know much about anything.

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Things like racism are institutionalized. You might not know any bigots. You feel like “well I don’t hate black people so I’m not a racist,” but you benefit from racism. Just by the merit, the color of your skin. The opportunities that you have, you’re privileged in ways that you might not even realize because you haven’t been deprived of certain things. We need to talk about these things in order for them to change.

Dave Chappelle

This is the Dave Chapelle white people don’t quote.

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I was ringing up a customer today at work. It was a woman, and she had her son with her. The boy was drinking a Capri Sun. He finished the last drops and then he blew air through the straw, blowing it back up to its filled shape. Just like I always did when I was a kid. When I was his age. Everyone always did that. And then he said, “Look mom, just like brand new.” Just like we always did. I remembered all that. And I was overcome by that nostalgia. I wanted to run around the store, let tears run off my face, and scream about how I wish life were simple again, how I miss being a kid, and how I wish I could have not taken it for granted. But I couldn’t. I was at work, being an adult. 

Sometimes when I’m feeling really down I try to remind myself how beautiful this world is. And that every person is beautiful too. And that there is so much love around me and that’s something to treasure. Every time I try to remind myself of that I fail. 

But every once in a while, when I’m least expecting it, all that hits me. And I’m overwhelmed by the truth of it. And I never know when it’s going to hit me. It’s random. And that makes it all that much more beautiful when it happens.